Alcohollica Spring Break Airbrushed Unisex T-Shirt

Spring Break ’88 wasn’t a vacation. It was a blackout ritual. If you remember it, you weren’t there. This isn’t a shirt. It’s a pseudo airbrushed middle finger to subtlety and good taste. Lars Ulrich inspired logo, beer can clutched between hobbit feet, and a design that looks like it was blasted onto a gas station wall by a guy named Blade.

Wear it if you’ve ever shotgunned a warm beer at 10am, lit a cigarette off a roman candle, or told a cop “I know my rights.”

100% combed ring-spun cotton