Dead Kennedys Too Drunk To Fuck Unisex T-Shirt

Punk’s least subtle anthem, now wearable. This shirt basically screams “I pregame with chaos and call it personality.” Vintage-washed black cotton, featuring the kind of logo your mom warned you about but your liver already knew. Ideal for stumbling out of a dive bar, starting an argument about politics you won’t finish, or just looking like you time-traveled straight out of a grimy 80s basement show.

100% ring-spun cotton